Chapter 443 I am part Jamaican [2/2]
The African man then grabbed my second mother's hand and licked it sensually. Similar to my girls, she froze like a cat. Pleased with her reaction, Earl then turned her around and hugged her from behind.
He whispered in her ear softly like pillow talk. "Your dress looks wonderful El, but I like you best naked and wet. I can't wait to rip it off you."
'Ugh, holy fuck! I think I'm going to hurl.'
Seeing your parents express such carnal desires was just wrong. Aware that my very sanity was at stake, I quickly left the two of them in their own pink world.
It was rude, forgetting that there were other people present and just continuing to fondle each other without a shred of shame.
"Ugh, I hope I never become like that."
I made my way to the church and saw a large number of people in suits and dresses. For a small event, this was shaping up to be quite a big one. I knew from the soul signatures that they were all from Hellsend. The Ten Graves to be exact.
It was impossible to know everyone here. Well, technically it was, but I had neither the patience nor the interest. All the reapers who saw me had one of two reactions.
To tremble and look down as I passed.
Or to bow reverently in respect.
I didn't even try to intimidate them, I literally just walked by. I didn't know if I should be worried to see reapers like that around me. But then I saw a young boy running all over the place, along with the youngest reaper here.
"HAHAHAHA!" "Lord Haru! Stop it! You will make your suit dirty!"
Without a care in the world, Pixie ran after Aki's brother. He was a young, energetic boy of about 10 years old. Although Pixie was a full six years older, she could even be seen as his younger sister.
A middle-aged Latina followed them. Delroy walked behind her like a bodyguard. It was a strange feeling to see my {Vassals}. As rouges, they came to the battlefront illegally, so they could not return to Earth.
'And now, both of them were wearing fancy clothes and walking in the sun... well, moon.' Stay tuned with empire
Haru ended up hitting my leg face first because he wasn't paying attention. Since {Limitless} was turned on, it would have felt like slamming his face into a wall from his point of view.
The boy gingerly nursed his nose as he looked up in anger.
But before he could utter a sound, his eyes grew wide and he began to shake. He quickly sat down in a seiza and prostrated himself before me.
"I'm s-sorry, Limitless-sama. I w-will be more careful from now on. Please f-forgive me."
Obviously scared out of his wits, his playmate ran and quickly bowed down.
"E-Ep! Pixie Richards greets her lord. My lord, this is... this is umm..."
Ignoring her fear, I picked up Haru and stood him up. Then I brushed the dirt off his suit. Obviously surprised by my gesture, the child froze. He reminded me of his sister. They had the same seductive slanting eyes.
"There is no need to be so formal, Haru. I am in love with your sister, and after tonight, we will be family. Just call me John or Brother."
"Really? I always wanted a big brother! Can I call you Aniki?"
Aniki, the affectionate word for older brother used by delinquents in Japan. Of all the things he could call me, he chose that. Still, I thought it was cool. I never had a younger brother, so it might be worth learning how to treat one.
I put my hand on his shoulder as I replied.
"That's fine. I will call you little bro then."
"UN! THANK YOU, ANIKI!"
Delroy then bowed and did a bro salute. "Delroy Baxter greets his lord."
The Latina woman tensed when she heard Delroy's formal greeting. Her face was obviously contorted in confusion as to what to do next. Considering her appearance, she looked a lot like my Brazilian lover.
Exa, how do you greet your family in Brazil? Especially your elders?
[My Lord, it is customary to give a hug or a kiss on the cheek].
I approached and gave Beatriz Taurus a quick kiss on the cheek.
"Good evening, Miss Beatriz. I am John Smith, a man who is helplessly in love with your niece. This is our first meeting, but please know that I already consider you, my family."
The woman gasped loudly and covered her mouth. Then she began to babble excitedly.
"Mr. John! Your Portuguese is so good! Believe me, I know how much she adores you. Sorry, only a few people here speak our language, so it was so hard to talk to anyone. You are so handsome!
Please give me many grand nephews and nieces!"
'Exa, did I miss something? Did she say that I speak Portuguese?'
[My Lord, with Lady Josephine's evolution to level 5, {Interpret} has increased its scope. Now, in addition to reading and understanding any language, you can also speak it].
'WOW! This is amazing! You mean any language? Even Japanese, Russian, and Latin?'
[Yes, my Lord. You just have to think which language you want to use before you speak. {Listen} and I will do the rest.]
I smiled wryly as Beatriz shook my hand fervently. Delroy, Pixie and Haru were all surprised and excited.
"Brutha, are you part Spanish?"
'Hehe let's try. Exa, translate to Jamaican.'
[My lord, Jamaica speaks Jamaican Creole or Patwa, which is basically English mixed with Jamaican words. If you want to test {Interpret}, you would best use Kromanti].
'Hmm, okay. Use Kromanti then.'
[Understood, please begin].
"No, but I am part Jamaican," I said.
Delroy suddenly fell on his ass in surprise. "You know Kromanti? How?"
Haru asked excitedly, surprised by his reaction.
"Aniki! You're so cool! Do you speak Japanese?"
[My lord, Haru asked you in his native tongue.]
'This so fucking awesome. Exa, Japanese.'
[Ready.]
"Yes, I do. How do you think I met your sister?"
"UWAHHH!!! ANIKI YOU'RE THE BEST!"
Amused by their reactions, I noticed a figure coming towards me. I quickly shielded Beatriz and Haru as something came at me.
A large man punched me with impressive force. Unfortunately, he was human. I caught his fist, which was slow by my standards, and body slammed him to the ground.
Although I didn't know judo, seeing the girls use throws naturally allowed me to memorize them with {Eat}, or more specifically {Gather}. The {fates} allowed me to "digest" what I saw and learn from it.
Despite his attempts to be sneaky, {Sonar} and {Listen} naturally caught this bastard lurking around. When I saw who was with him, I ignored his pathetic attempts. But if he had hurt my new family, I would have ripped his spine from his body.
The tall man vomited blood as his insides felt the impact. He was a Caucasian man who looked tough as nails. Still, I could not have dogs behaving like mongrels. I was about to put a gun in his mouth, but then I saw Haru and Beatriz looking at me.
'Ugh, fuck. Lucky for you my family is here, you bastard.'
Instead, I pulled him up by his collar like he was a twig. Then I reprimanded the one who brought him here.
"Vincent. Explain. Now."
"I apologize, my lord. My sibling has always been a hothead. He refused to believe you were a reaper and wanted to test you. I allowed it, as a beating would be better than words for someone like him."
I then threw Theo Deryck to the spot in front of Vincent's feet.
"Pixie, D, please escort my family to the church. Ms. Beatriz, Lil bro, we will talk later."
"By your will!" x2
"Vin! How can that nigger and that kid be reapers? This is bullshit!"
I didn't say anything and just stared at Theo. The sounds of guns being raised could be heard all around us. Vincent and his group were suddenly surrounded.
"How do you wish to die?" I asked in a cold tone.